Just when you think you’ve seen it all, someone new is throwing their hat in the ring and running for politics. It was funny for a while but then it started to get old. Let’s put the fun back into politic, or at least the campaigns. Let’s come up with some new contenders, their parties and slogans.
The Red Green party; “..Cause there’s nothing wrong with this country that can’t be fixed with duct tape."
Jed Clampit; “it’s just like runnin’ a farm, only bigger”
Kelsey Grammer; “it worked for Bill Buckley”
Dan Aykroyd and Sarah Palin – they’re on a mission from God
The Red Cross party – trying to get some new blood in an old vein
Robyn Williams – why settle for one politician when you can have them all?
William Shatner; “because…I’ve tried….everything…else”
Come on, help me out here.